Who Needs Enemies (When You've Got Friends Like These) (Music & lyrics: Saarinen)

A friend calls me up, time to get wasted
Brings me a bottle and says that he made it
The most horrible thing I've ever tasted
Don't need a sip to know that I hate it

And everytime I try to run
He just pulls me back again
Like playing with a loaded gun
We both know how this will end

Who needs enemies?
Who needs 'em anymore
when you've got friends like these
that try to help you but make things worse than before
Who needs enemies?
Who needs 'em anymore
when you've got friends like these
that try to save you when you're better off alone

They won't let me go
They won't let me go
They won't let me go
They won't leave me alone

These stories don't tend to have happy endings
They should just stop before the beginning
But if there is a moral to it:
I should've learned by now I don't have to do it
(I don't have to do it)

But everytime I try to climb
I keep falling down again
And the water turns to wine
We both know how this will end

Who needs enemies?
Who needs 'em anymore
when you've got friends like these
that try to help you but make things worse than before
Who needs enemies?
Who needs 'em anymore
when you've got friends like these
that try to tell you that you're right when you are wrong

They won't let me go
They won't let me go
They won't let me go
They won't leave me alone